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That ones yours,huh?"he asked,pointing to 3A."How come it just says 'Kyle'?Doesnt he have a last name?" "Kyle wants to be a rock star,"Simon said,heading down the stairs."I think his working the one-name thing.Like Rihanna. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

Actually,I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#humour #humor

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#humor

Humor is also a way of saying something serious. ↗

— T.S. Eliot

#humor

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it? ↗

— George Carlin

#humor

Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good. ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#humor #humor

I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget. ↗

— Kathryn Stockett

#humor

Twolegs are mousebrain ↗

— Erin Hunter

#people #humor

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'? ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation. ↗

— Stephen Richards

#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age