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First rule of Angel Club, you do not talk about Angel Club. ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#humor #humor

As for hearing, the sloth is not so much deaf as uninterested in sound. ↗

— Yann Martel

#humor #senses #humor

I had to quit my taxi cab driving job because I had no way to get to work. The problem was I kept calling myself to come pick me up. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #job #taxi #work #funny

I was wasting my life, always thinking about myself. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #lyrics #music #humor

Torture?” she asked with a laugh. “My first piece of information I’ll divulge to you? I wouldn’t recommend trying to torture me. I dislike it and grow sulky under pincers. It’s a fault. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#humour #humor

Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry. ↗

— Alisa Sheckley

#humor #paranormal #humor

True love can blossom in unexpected places. This is Jaden pretending not to notice. ↗

— Katie Klein

#humor

What if two people want to be your partner, then what? ↗

— Emily Giffin

#humor #humor

The Postmodernists' tyranny wears people down by boredom and semi-literate prose. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#literature #postmodernism #humor

There will always be a part of you that misses her. You'll see something that reminds you of her and want to tell her about it, only to realize she's not there anymore. Then you'll feel her loss all over again. (Ravyn) You're not helping me, Ravyn. (Jack) I know, buddy. But you will eventually make peace with yourself, and that's the most important thing. Eventually, you'll even be able to smile again when you think about her. (Ravyn) ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#death #death-of-a-loved-one #loss #love #missing-someone