#m

Well, to tell you truth, I have learned a long time ago that the trick when doing a debate, any kind of debate, is to just turn off the judgment switch in my head. ↗

— Jim Lehrer

#any #debate #doing #head #i

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#did #enjoy #how #lincoln #mrs

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#ego #her #lose #must #never

On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#away #blind #box #check #i

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your . ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#decimal #just #like #use #you

I figure I wrote 37 songs in 20 years, and that's not exactly a full-time job. It wasn't that I was writing and writing and writing and quit. Every now and then I wrote something, and every now and then I didn't. The second just outnumbered the first. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#exactly #figure #first #full-time #full-time job

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#fellow man #hate #i #know #like

I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#dennis miller #i #jon #jon stewart #like

I wasn't really a performer by temperament. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#performer #really #temperament

I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#bush #figure #george #george bush #george w