#m

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. ↗

— Joel McHale

#dream #dreams #just #lie #our dreams

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. ↗

— Joel McHale

#awesome #flung #front #go #make

There is an epidemic right now of girls dumbing themselves down... in middle school because they think it makes them attractive. ↗

— Danica McKellar

#because #down #epidemic #makes #middle

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. ↗

— Joel McHale

#mchale #money #printed #should

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor. ↗

— Joel McHale

#been #booked #good #hollywood #must

The bottom line is, winter navigation on the Seaway is a bad idea. ↗

— John M. McHugh

#bad idea #bottom #bottom line #idea #line

Conservatives need to know how important it is to fill out the census. It is one of the only things our Constitution specifically asks of U.S. citizens and boycotting will just help liberals expand government even further. ↗

— Patrick McHenry

#census #citizens #conservatives #constitution #even

It's often difficult for conservatives to separate overall government intervention from a question as simple as the census. ↗

— Patrick McHenry

#conservatives #difficult #government #intervention #often

Letting someone down is not criminal action. ↗

— Patrick McHenry

#criminal #down #letting #someone

As America celebrates Memorial Day, we pay tribute to those who have given their lives in our nation's wars. ↗

— John M. McHugh

#america #celebrates #day #given #lives