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Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance ↗


— Alison Wong


#chinese #england #english #funny #love

Just leave me alone, I want to be alone,” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise. ↗


— Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

It was now twenty minutes past four in the morning, allowing for the fact that the clock in the library of his town house was four minutes slow, as it had been for as far back as he could remember. He eyed it with a frown of concentration. Now that he came to think about it, he must have it set right one of these days.Why should a clock be forced to go throught its entire existence four minutes behind the rest of the world? It was not logical.The trouble was though, that if the clock were suddenly right, he would be forever confused and arriving four minutes early -- or did he mena late? -- for meals and various other appointments. That would agitate his servants and cause consternation in the kitchen. It was probably better to leave the clock as it was. ↗


— Mary Balogh


#mary-balogh #romance #humor

What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said. ↗


— Toni Blake


#funny #humour #romance #funny

I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.” Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments, only made me blush more. Looks like Emma saw Cal lick my face after all. Now that wasn’t awkward or anything. ↗


— E.J. Stevens


#emma #funny #legend-of-witchtrot-road #paranormal-romance #quirky

Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head! ↗


— Elle Newmark


#funny #luciano #marco #funny

I didn't say what kind of book. You have a foul mind Bingley." "Don't mock me on my sister's wedding day!" "I mocked you on yours; I hardly see how this is as bad," was Darcy's reply. ↗


— Marsha Altman


#marsha-altman #mr-bingley #mr-darcy #funny

Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities. ↗


— Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #funny

I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate to explain it this way,' Sugreeva said, 'but I was drunk ↗


— R.K. Narayan


#funny #ramayana #funny

101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies and not be called sexist. If a man indulges in this behavior over a picture of naked woman, he is a sexist pig, and recompense must be demanded for this slight on womankind. ↗


— Summersdale Publishers


#funny #humour #woman #womanhood #funny






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