#marriage

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#bought #ear #experienced #i #i think

I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#ends #every #great #great people #happy

I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#care #everyone #feed #garden #getting

Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#gay #gay marriage #i #i think #man

I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage. ↗

— Jane Seymour

#ended #had #i #marriage #relationships

Marriage, at this point in my life? I'm not interested in it. Yet. Maybe later when I'm 35 or 40. ↗

— Amanda Seyfried

#interested #later #life #marriage #maybe

Homosexuality is against nature. Sexual expression is permitted only within marriage, between man and woman, male and female. Anything else is an abnormality and is against nature. ↗

— Pope Shenouda III

#anything #between #else #expression #female

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage. ↗

— Gene Simmons

#divorce #financial #life #marriage #reason

Marriage is an institution, and you must be fully committed to it. ↗

— Gene Simmons

#fully #institution #marriage #must #you