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It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad


Terry Pratchett


#husband #marriage #toads #wife #humor

This was fun. We should find out we're still married more often." "Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?" "Nobody I'd rather burn with than you, babe.


Erin McCarthy


#hell #humor #marriage #humor

Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me...Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair.


Celia Rivenbark


#marriage #humor

He didn’t want to be married! And what the hell did a ‘bottom’ husband do, anyway? Was it like…like a housewife or something? Was he supposed to cook and clean and shit like that?? “I HATE cleaning! I don’t wanna be married; I wanna go back to being a whore!!!!


Twisted Hilarity


#humor

On page 607, alluding to the end of my first marriage (and carefully remembering to state that that's none of his business), he very sweetly says that I 'might leave a wife, but not a friend.' Nice try. Neat smear. But he shouldn't be so sure....


Christopher Hitchens


#friends #marriage #sidney-blumenthal #smear-campaign #wives

I smiled ruefully to myself, knowing I had already experienced a far greater and deeper union with this man than that which propriety was so busy guarding against. I had seen and accepted our fate here, tonight, on the crest of this ancient hill, and all other ceremonies would be just that: rituals to please the people and make public the commitment that had been made in the privacy of my own heart.


Persia Woolley


#love #marriage #business

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Hilal Asyraf


#marriage #love

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.


Groucho Marx


#romance #sex #marriage

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.


Margaret Atwood


#marriage #marriage

Nobles and peasants marry early. Businessmen tend to wait.


David Eddings


#marriage #marriage






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