#me

When a new president comes in, a new president gets to clean house. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#comes #gets #house #new #president

When you're the presidential nominee you get to pick whomever you choose to be on the ticket, and that person gets to say yes or no because, obviously, it's a very important decision. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#choose #decision #get #gets #important

You know no one will ever accuse me as having the same policies as George W. Bush. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#bush #ever #george #george w #having

You know, people make a lot of money talking about me, don't they? ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#know #lot #make #me #money

I think this is the biggest win in my career. To beat Venus in Wimbledon is just something amazing. ↗

— Elena Vesnina

#beat #biggest #career #i #i think

To Do Today, 1/17/08 1. Sit and think 2. Reach enlightenment 3. Feed the cats ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#enlightenment #funny #humor #think #to-do-list

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. ↗

— Kate Clinton

#full #lesbian #mouth #say #some

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere. ↗

— Kate Clinton

#homeland security #i #i think #list #put

The new rage is to say that the government is the cause of all our problems, and if only we had no government, we'd have no problems. I can tell you, that contradicts evidence, history, and common sense. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#common #common sense #contradicts #evidence #government

When times are tough and people are frustrated and angry and hurting and uncertain, the politics of constant conflict may be good, but what is good politics does not necessarily work in the real world. What works in the real world is cooperation. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#conflict #constant #cooperation #does #frustrated