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The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn’t going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time they’ll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer.
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— Jarod Kintz


#beer #capitalism #commercials #communism #consumerism

No man will ever bring out of that office the reputation which carries him into it. The honeymoon would be as short in that case as in any other, and its moments of ecstasy would be ransomed by years of torment and hatred. ↗


— Thomas Jefferson


#election #presidency #president #us #usa

People in the West like to shoot things. When they first got to the West they shot buffalo. Once there were 70 million buffalo on the plains and then the people of the West started blasting away at them. Buffalo are just cows with big heads. If you've ever looked a cow in the face and seen the unutterable depths of trust and stupidity that lie within, you will be able to guess how difficult it must have been for people in the West to track down buffalo and shoot them to pieces. By 1895, there were only 800 buffalo left, mostly in zoos and touring Wild West shows. With no buffalo left to kill, Westerners started shooting Indians. Between 1850 and 1890 they reduced the number of Indians in America from two million to 90,000. Nowadays, thank goodness, both have made a recovery. Today there are 30,000 buffalo and 300,000 Indiands, and of course you are not allowed to shoot either, so all the Westerners have left to shoot at are road signs and each other, both of which they do rather a lot. There you have a capsule history of the West. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#buffalo #indians #the-west #wild-west #recovery

After Homer and Dante, is a whole century of creating worth one Shakespeare? ↗


— Dejan Stojanovic


#books #century #creating #dante #dejan-stojanovic

I'm for catching every Japanese in America, Alaska, and Hawai'i now and putting them in concentration camps. ↗


— Francis Biddle


#america #camps #catching #concentration #every

America doesn't have health insurance. ↗


— Joe Biden


#health #health insurance #insurance

The orbit of human vision has widened and art has annexed fresh territories that were formerly denied to it. ↗


— Max Bill


#art #denied #formerly #fresh #human

Do more than is required. What is the distance between someone who achieves their goals consistently and those who spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile. ↗


— Gary Ryan Blair


#achieves #between #careers #consistently #distance

I am pro-American. ↗


— John Bolton


#i #i am #pro-american

God guided me to America and gave me a good job. But he also gave me a heart so I would look back. ↗


— Manute Bol


#america #back #gave #god #good






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