#micro

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? ↗

— Al Gore

#country #how #intel #microsoft #problem

I know I'll be under a spotlight, I know I'll be under the microscope. ↗

— Lisa Guerrero

#know #microscope #spotlight #under

The way they had the room that I was in set up, there was some sort of sound deadening platform that I had to stand on in order to get close enough to the microphone. ↗

— Phil Harris

#deadening #enough #get #had #i

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it. ↗

— Stephen Hawking

#bang #big #big bang #cooking #good

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cord #go #hear #hold #i

As you know, Microsoft eventually kind of grabbed the gold ring out of Apple's hands, I guess. ↗

— Andy Hertzfeld

#eventually #gold #grabbed #guess #hands

I heard the Beatles and the Stones, and Mom bought me an electric guitar. I played lead for four years and then switched to bass. One day someone suggested that I should sing, so I sheepishly stepped up to the microphone and the rest is rock history. ↗

— Glenn Hughes

#beatles #bought #day #electric #electric guitar

We see past time in a telescope and present time in a microscope. Hence the apparent enormities of the present. ↗

— Victor Hugo

#hence #microscope #past #past time #present

Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food. ↗

— Mark Hyman

#deep #feed #food #fresh #fresh food

Microsoft has a monopoly over the desktop operating systems. ↗

— Stewart Alsop

#microsoft #monopoly #operating #operating systems #over