#penguin

I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too. ↗

— Rebekah Crane

#love #penguins #ya #love

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#penguins #humor

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#happy #looks #microwave #penguin

Our wings serve as flippers that carry us across the ocean; not in the sky! Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don't even want to fly! ↗

— Jasmine Jean

#flying #life #nature #penguin #season

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. ↗

— Dave Attell

#combine #eat #fish #healthiest #know

like a soulmate he's your penguin ↗

— Christina Perri

#love #penguin #song-lyrics #soulmates #love

I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin! ↗

— Steven Cojocaru

#because #bit #change #everybody #formal

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. ↗

— Joe Moore

#feel #impossible #look #penguin #practically

the answer to every problem involved penguins ↗

— Rick Riordan

#penguins #funny

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #penguins #funny