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#penguin

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #penguin




I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin!


Steven Cojocaru


#because #bit #change #everybody #formal

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.


Joe Moore


#feel #impossible #look #penguin #practically

the answer to every problem involved penguins


Rick Riordan


#penguins #funny

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.


Benson Bruno


#funny #penguins #funny

I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.


Jasper Fforde


#penguins #humor

I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.


Rebekah Crane


#love #penguins #ya #love

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.


Jasper Fforde


#penguins #humor

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.


Sid Waddell


#happy #looks #microwave #penguin

Our wings serve as flippers that carry us across the ocean; not in the sky! Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don't even want to fly!


Jasmine Jean


#flying #life #nature #penguin #season

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.


Dave Attell


#combine #eat #fish #healthiest #know






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