Sid Waddell

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#chips #could #elvis #hear #portion

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#because #conquer #cried #eric #more

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#predictable #speed #wasp

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#kangaroo #like #pin #trampoline #trying

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#happy #looks #microwave #penguin

There's only one word for that - magic darts! ↗

— Sid Waddell

#magic #one word #only #word

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there! ↗

— Sid Waddell

#like #much #out #park #players

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#christians #excitement #fed #hasn #lions

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#darts #fitter #footballers #lot #most

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. ↗

— Sid Waddell

#giraffes #leaves #neck #out #say