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She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!


Gemma Halliday


#gemma-halliday #lol #social-suicide #twitter #twitter

You're Nash's brother. And a grim reaper?" She blinked again, and I readied myself for hysterics, or fear, or laughter. But knowing emma, I should have known better. "So you, what? Kill people? Did you kill me that day in the gym?" She clenched the headrest, her expression an odd mix of anger, awe, and confusion. But there was no disbelief. She'd seen and heard enough of the bizarre following her own temporary death that Tod's admission obviously didn't come as that much of a surprise. Or maybe Nash's Influence was still affecting her a little. "No," Tod shook his head firmly, but the corners of his mouth turned up in amusement. "I had nothing to do with that. I do kill people, then I reap their souls and take them to be recycled. But only people who are on my list." "So, you're not...dangerous?" His pouty grin deepened into something almost predatory, like the Tod I'd first met two months earlier. "Oh, I'm dangerous...." "Tod..." I warned, as Nash punched his brother in the arm, hard enough to actually hurt. "Just not to you," the reaper finished, shrugging at Emma. "I see you all the time, but you've never seen me, because Kaylee said if I got too close to you, I'd suffer eternity without my balls." "Jeez, Tod!" I shouted, my anger threatening to boil over and scald us all. The reaper leaned closer to Emma and spoke in a stage whisper. "She's not as scary as she thinks she is, but I respect her intent.


Rachel Vincent


#emma #funny #grim-reapers #tod #anger

I don't know the rules of grammar. If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language.


David Ogilvy


#grammar #humour #advertising

Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!


Roald Dahl


#mathematics

She just got out of the hospital. Why don't you go gossip behind her back, like decent people?


Rachel Vincent


#gossip

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.


MaryJanice Davidson


#maturity

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.


Lynne Truss


#grammar #stupid #tolerance

It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.


Cara Lynn Shultz


#grammar

I just practically begged him to kiss me, and he’s critiquing my grammar?


Colleen Hoover


#sky-and-holder #sky-davis #grammar

English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.


James Nicoll


#grammar #humor #humor






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