#mo

That is like throwing two virgins into a bed. Enthusiasm, passion, and ignorance are not a good combination. Someone is likely to get hurt. ↗

— Patrick Rothfuss

#humor

Prison is like high school with knives. ↗

— Raegan Butcher

#prison #prisoners #humor

Donit kill her now, just when we've gone to all that trouble to rescue her," said Jeffrey. ↗

— Jeanne Birdsall

#family #humor #family

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor #humor

Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot. ↗

— J.A. Saare

#funny #humor #funny

It is not a daily increase, but a daily decrease. Hack away at the inessentials. ↗

— Bruce Lee

#motivation #priorities #simplicity #wisdom #inspirational

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #humor

Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her. ↗

— Yvonne Tasker

#veggie #humor

The ways of Wayne are mysterious and incomprehensible. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#humor