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Don't ask me when I first mastered the obvious. ↗


— John Burdett


#humor

Sleep with one eye open and one hand on the jewels. ↗


— Madelaine Montague


#humor

Rachel had decided he WAS handsome during their hike to the camp. Though the way he kept telling her to speak more quietly or to look where she was going was annoying. By the time they finally got there, she was beginning to think his looks were his only good attribute. ↗


— Teri Hall


#looks #teri-hall #the-line #humor

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers. ↗


— Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor

Just remember, we're all in this alone. ↗


— Lily Tomlin


#humor #quote #silly #humor

I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#humor #wuthering-heights #humor

Was she naked?" Lasher said. "To the waist," Cotsakis said. "From which direction?" Lasher said. ↗


— Don DeLillo


#humor

Now I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork and put back on the shelf!" "No you don't!" he heard Dori answering, "because the bacon knows that it will get back in the pan sooner or later; and it is to be hoped we shan't. Also eagles aren't forks! ↗


— J.R.R. Tolkien


#humor #relief #humor

Am I the moss on your bark, then?" Ani asked. Enna grabbed her around the waist and shook her affectionately. "You're the mossiest girl I know. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#metaphorical #humor

I know the drill, Clark. But I'll be gone for four years. Will you just hold me tonight? Just spooning, no forking. ↗


— Cardeno C.


#m-m-romance #humor






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