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Zoo-Wee Mama! ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#humor #person #stick #humor

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better. ↗

— George Carlin

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I just know once you're over your emotional outbursts, you'll come up with-' I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something,' Westley said. ↗

— William Goldman

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. ↗

— Mark Twain

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No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time. ↗

— Robert Half

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He was a writer and words were his weapons. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#words #writer #humor

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

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A proper community, we should remember also, is a commonwealth: a place, a resource, an economy. It answers the needs, practical as well as social and spiritual, of its members - among them the need to need one another. The answer to the present alignment of political power with wealth is the restoration of the identity of community and economy. (pg. 63, "Racism and the Economy") ↗

— Wendell Berry

#community #identity #politics #art

Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the first-class ticket holders I'd have mooned everyone before we took off! ↗

— Jennifer Rardin

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Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen.” “Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away! ↗

— Shelly Laurenston

#miki #humor