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Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks at his reflection in it. The OCD guy thinks you don't keep it clean enough.The antisocial--" Puts his fist through it because it reminds him of his father." Annie said. She'd read all of mom's books, too. And the paranoid one would be jealous of the amount of time you spend cooking." Mom said Were you using that microwave again? Is something going on between the two of you? I caught you looking right at its clock." Annie said. ↗


— Deb Caletti


#inspirational #humor

Have an open mind! Have an empty cup! ↗


— Tae Yun Kim


#life-coaching #life-lessons #quotes-to-live-by #life

I had done either too much coke or too little, a constant problem in my life. ↗


— James Crumley


#humour #life

You remember I had a strong inclination all my life to be a painter. Under different circumstances I would rather have been a painter than to bother with these god-damn words. I never actually thought of myself as a poet but I knew I had to be an artist in some way. ↗


— William Carlos Williams


#kora-in-hell #modernist-poets #red-wheel-barrow #this-is-just-to-say #life

It goes so fast, he thought, they don't tell you that, how fast it goes... ↗


— S.E. Hinton


#classic #dark #emotional #life #mental-hospital

I make a rule never to remember anything before last week. It makes life more interesting ↗


— Jude Morgan


#memory #life

Families start out, most of the time, with unconditional acceptance of one another. That acceptance starts in childhood and continues into adulthood. Somewhere in there, between childhood and adulthood, the ability to distinguish right versus wrong is born. ↗


— Bart Hopkins


#family #life #literature #morality #texas

After the alarm clock, it is the turn of Mr Kellogg to shame us into action. 'Rise and Shine!' he exhorts us from the Corn Flakes packet. The physical act of crunching cornflakes or other cereals is portraied in TV advertising as working an amazing alchemy on slothful human beings: the incoherent, unshaven sluggard (bad) is magically transformed into a smart and jolly worker full of vigour and purpose (good) by the positive power of cereal. Kellogg himself, tellingly, was a puritanical health-nut who never had sex (he preferred enemas). Such are the architects of our daily life. ↗


— Tom Hodgkinson


#humor

somehow people forget that there is God.... what more to us we're just individuals,, to forget is part of imperfections.. ↗


— Orosa Nakpil Malate


#life-lessons #humor

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life . . . the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use. ↗


— Samuel Johnson


#time #life






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