#mo

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#inspirational #philosophy #wisdom #humor

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#talking #writers #humor

Do your thing and don't care if they like it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#humor #self-love #tina-fey #humor

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart? ↗

— Suzanne Collins

#hunger-games #katniss #mellark #peeta #romance

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #humor

Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind. ↗

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

#humor #reading #humor

Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#george-weasley #humor #molly-weasley #toilet #humor

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone. ↗

— Tina Fey

#humor

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things? ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#humor #inspirational #humor