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I do not believe in God. Instead I believe in the power of Family. And occasionally, when I'm feeling optimistic, in free will. But blood is a force to be reckoned with. God for example, can't give you an excellent head of hair. Your family can. They can also give you cancer. And heart disease. Nothing kills like Family. ↗


— Juliann Garey


#humor #family

I want to be a dad. Sorry, I’m dyslexic. I meant to write dad.
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— Jarod Kintz


#dyslexia #family #funny #humor #family

Why are you here? I'm here because this is where my Mom's family is from and after my parents got divorced, she kept the house. Because I was conceived and born and grew up. I'm breathing and my heart is beating and as much as it hurts—as much searing, monumental pain as it causes me—I have to exist. ↗


— Brenna Yovanoff


#mr-harmon #family

People don't tend to employ me. I'm the wrong personality type. Or rather, people do tend to employ me for a short time and then they sack me. A film broker once told me, as she terminated my contract, that I have a misleading sort of face. "You're pretty", she complained. "Your features are symmetrical and there was an article in Grazia that says human beings are programmed to find those with symmetrical features more pleasing to they eye. So this isn't my fault, I was simply responding to a biological imperative. You've even teeth, so when you smile, you look...sweet, I suppose. But you're not, are you?" "I hope not," I said. "You see, there you go again. You're a smart-arse and you've no ability to filter your thoughts---" "And my thoughts are often abrasive." "Exactly." "I'll just get my brushes and sponges and leave." "If you would. ↗


— Marian Keyes


#humorous #turn-of-phrase #way-with-words #family

If anyone ever saw me dance, they'd have trouble taking me seriously. ↗


— Christina Ricci


#humor

Oh! What thing? A thing with Daemon, and if you say yes, please tell me that thing starts with an s and ends with an x.” I opened my eyes and frowned. “Geez, you’re worse than a dude. ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


#humor #humor

He tries to force the anger down, but it's like an anvil on his chest. He closes his eyes, like Sammy taught him, and forces the anvil up; he softens. ↗


— Chris Crutcher


#communication #emotions #keeping-one-s-cool #relationships #anger

It runs in the family. And don't expect me to be ashamed. Yankees lock away loony relatives, but down here, we prop 'em up on parade floats and march 'em through the middle of town. ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#family

Esse quam videri," Celia says. "To be, rather than to seem. ↗


— Erin Morgenstern


#family

I do believe in killing the messanger. You know why? Its sends a message. ↗


— L.J. Smith


#humor






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