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Miss Bridgerton,” he said, “the devil himself couldn’t scare you.” She forced her eyes to meet his. “That’s not a compliment, is it?” He lifted her hand to his lips, brushing a feather-light kiss across her knuckles. “You’ll have to figure that out for yourself,” he murmured. To all who observed, he was the soul of propriety, but Hyacinth caught the daring gleam in his eye, and she felt the breath leave her body as tingles of electricity rushed across her skin. Her lips parted, but she had nothing to say, not a single word. There was nothing but air, and even that seemed in short supply. And then he straightened as if nothing had happened and said, “Do let me know what you decide.” She just stared at him. “About the compliment,” he added. “I am sure you will wish to let me know how I feel about you.” Her mouth fell open. He smiled. Broadly. “Speechless, even. I’m to be commended.” “You—” “No. No,” he said, lifting one hand in the air and pointing toward her as if what he really wanted to do was place his finger on her lips and shush her. “Don’t ruin it. The moment is too rare. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#humor #romance #humor

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. ↗


— Ashleigh Brilliant


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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already. ↗


— Eoin Colfer


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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. ↗


— Woody Allen


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His tiny, naked butt disappeared into the stream as he cried, "Wheeeee! Balls out!" I think that's a rugby reference," Bertie said. "But don't quote me on that. ↗


— Lisa Mantchev


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If you can find one good thing to say about her I'll turn vegetarian! ↗


— L.J. Smith


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I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


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I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends. ↗


— Moby


#epiphany #humor #humor

If you can't be a good example then you'll have to be a terrible warning. ↗


— Suzanne Braun Levine


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Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent him screaming off into the night. ↗


— T.A. Webb


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