#mo

I like to spoon after I fork. ↗

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. ↗

Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again! ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#breakfast #humor #impossible #age

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. ↗

— Albert Einstein

#age #collection #common #common sense #eighteen

You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#aliens #extra-terrestrial #flies #fly #flying

I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #insensitive #love #age

You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies. ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#age

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#humor #age

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat. ↗