#mo

The mother-daughter relationship is the most complex. ↗

— Wynonna Judd

#most #relationship

We move sometimes. We send messages to each other. We talk on the phone. Tell me, what can we do? ↗

— Walid Jumblatt

#me #messages #move #other #phone

We can invent only with memory. ↗

— Alphonse Karr

#memory #only

There is a danger of developing a blanket distaste for modern life which could have its attractions but lack the all-important images to help us identify them. ↗

— Alain de Botton

#modern-life #beauty

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#humor #food

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#food

I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #hospitality #hospitality-industry #hotel

Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#jackal #food

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead. ↗

— Laura Kightlinger

#drag #dress #famous #i #like

There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#food #funny #humor #moon #food