#mo

I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor #paranormal-romance #rose #urban-fantasy #vampire

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#perspective #science #humor

I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though. ↗

— Veronica Roth

#humor

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you. ↗

— Stephanie Klein

#life #memoir #truth #humor

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor

Don't talk to me." "Why not?" "Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names." "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#investigation #isabelle-lightwood #jace-wayland #joke #humor

Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland) ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #jace-wayland #humor

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor #romance #friendship

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. ↗

— Dr. Seuss

#humor #humor