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#monkeys

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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.


Stephen Hawking


#average #breed #just #makes #minor

With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.


Curt Weldon


#been #bunch #cnn #dumb #exception

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.


Alvah Bessie


#expect #got #monkeys #some #you

When I was a little girl, I loved monkeys. I wanted to be a primatologist. I went to the careers office to ask how. Because nobody could give me a good answer, I opted for acting.


Audrey Tautou


#answer #ask #because #careers #could

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.


Ian Hart


#complete #eventually #gave #internet #know

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.


James Goldsmith


#monkeys #pay #peanuts #you

I’d been traveling in Asia long enough to know that monkeys there are nothing like their trombone-playing, tambourine-banging cousins I’d seen on TV as a kid. Free-living Asian primates possess a characteristic I found shocking and confusing the first time I saw it: self-respect. If you make the mistake of holding the gaze of a street monkey in India, Nepal, or Malaysia, you’ll find you’re facing a belligerently intelligent creature whose expression says, with a Robert DeNiro–like scowl, “What the hell are you looking at? You wanna piece of me?” Forget about putting one of these guys in a little red vest.


Christopher Ryan


#monkeys #primates #intelligence

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.


Robert Wilensky


#internet #monkeys #shakespeare #internet

What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it.


David Attenborough


#birds #i #i am #interested #just

No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys.


Stan Brakhage


#just #monkeys #out #people #you






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