#moron

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. ↗

— Ted Rall

#first #first step #moron #saying #step

First, I have the privilege of being Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It is not an oxymoron I assure you. ↗

— Pat Roberts

#being #chairman #committee #first #i

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. ↗

— Pat Robertson

#morons #people #sanctimonious #scare #tolerance

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. ↗

— Jasper Carrott

#am #amazed #begin #convinced #dj

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with. ↗

— Martin Mull

#decide #everyone #hard #makes #mirrors

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons. ↗

— Rudy Rucker

#morons #nation #nay #our #our world

All morons hate it when you call them a moron. ↗

— J. D. Salinger

#hate #moron #morons #them #you

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#been #being #called #driving #father

I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope. ↗

— Joel Schumacher

#always #because #feel #hope #i

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression. ↗

— Martin Sheen

#bush #comic #crowd #expression #george