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#mother

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When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day


Sam Ewing


#mother #humor

Girls," their mother interjected, "you must both stop being strange - it is unattractive. And don't forget your hats. It would be absolutely the end for me if you two came down with freckles at a time like this.


Anna Godbersen


#freckles #hats #humor #luxe #mothers

I hope someday she meets just the right man and has babies - a whole passel of babies, more than I could have - so she understands how it kills me now that she won't let me hug her when she's in obvious distress. (The Life You've Imagined)


Kristina Riggle


#daughters #denial #love #motherhood #mothers

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.


Habeeb Akande


#boys #clothes #clothing #cook #dress

I don’t know how long we stand there holding each other. It could be ten minutes, an hour, or a day. All I know is that when I finally let go, I can breathe. I can rest. I can live knowing that my baby girl is happy. Knowing that she felt my love.


Cassia Leo


#love #mother #home

As Lacy waited for her turn to speak on Peter's behalf, she thought back to the first time she realized she could hate her own child.


Jodi Picoult


#hate #lacy #motherhood #peter #unconditional-love

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #motherhood #parenthood #parenting #humor

Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.


Ambrose Bierce


#children #clothes #clothing #definition #humor

And now you're off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know what you're about." "Everyone keep warning me about sailors," I complained. "Why can't someone tell the sailors to stay clear of me?" Granny snorted. "Oh, you're the fierce one now! Just take care no one else catches you unawares and knocks you on the nob!


Tamora Pierce


#grandmother #humor #men #sailors #sex

And also, one is a mother in order to understand the inexplicable. One is a mother to lighten the darkness. One is a mother to shield when lightning streaks the night, when thunder shakes the earth, when mud bogs one down. One is a mother in order to love without beginning or end.


Mariama Bâ


#mother #love






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