Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#mouth

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #mouth




I used to look at these pictures of trumpeters pointing their instrument to the ceiling. Stunning pictures, but if you play the trumpet and point it upwards, all the spit comes back into your mouth!


Humphrey Lyttelton


#ceiling #comes #i #instrument #into

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.


Thomas Mann


#best #best part #cigar #deprives #good

Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.


Gabriel Garcia Marquez


#embarrasses #everything #fat #goes #into

I can hear you and I can watch your mouth move, and then I put together the sounds and the visual image, and I can understand the words as I integrate the two signals.


Marlee Matlin


#i #i can #image #integrate #mouth

Our cautious ancestors, when yawning, blocked the way to the entrance of evil spirits by putting their hands before their mouths. We find a reason for the gesture in the delicacy of manner which forbids an indecent exposure.


George H. Mead


#before #blocked #cautious #delicacy #entrance

I've never done anything so political before. I've spent years shouting my mouth off about serious issues over dinner tables but never really had the confidence to express my views in a song.


George Michael


#anything #before #confidence #dinner #done

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.


Clement Clarke Moore


#bow #chin #drawn #his #like

As Bob Dole found out, you can't keep a positive image while being your party's mouthpiece in Congress. That's why no legislative leader since James Madison has ever been elected president.


Dick Morris


#being #bob #congress #dole #elected

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.


Mike Myers


#coming #dr #driving #entire #entire family

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.


George Jean Nathan


#comedian #him #his #laugh #mouth






back to top