#music

I am hated for loving. I am haunted for wanting. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me? ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve. ↗

— The Kinks

#irony #life-lessons #popular-culture #rock-music #wit

In our world, I rank music somewhere between hair ribbons and rainbows in terms of usefulness. ↗

— Suzanne Collins

#music #rainbow #humor

I'd love to...but only with you. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #lyrics #music #poetry #humor

The shortest distance between two people is a smile. ↗

— Victor Borge

#kindness #music #victor-borge #humor

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #music #humor

The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#carlo-maria-giulini #humor #mornings #music #schubert

There's nothing unusual about love. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#hot-water-music #love