#na

This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him. ↗

— William Lyon Phelps

#final test #gentleman #him #his #possible

I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#fun #i #involved #market #painful

Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#bus #cab #drivers #final #final answer

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. ↗

— Emo Philips

#door #friend #i #imaginary #kid

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. ↗

— Emo Philips

#just #leather #mornings #seem #some

Unfortunately in sport it's either good or bad. You've got to take the highs and the lows. ↗

— Zara Phillips

#either #good #got #highs #lows

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. ↗

— Emo Philips

#dollars #down #feel #fifth #fifty

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist. ↗

— Emo Philips

#cd #dutch #german #missionaries #released

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. ↗

— Emo Philips

#evil #i #incompetence #like #office

It took me a long time to get selected as an astronaut. In fact, I applied for 20 years before I was selected. ↗

— John L. Phillips

#astronaut #before #fact #get #i