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#naked

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You said you'd give me half an hour!' 'And you said you'd satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I want it now.' He removed is jacket. 'Drop the towel.' 'I-I never agreed to be naked!


Kresley Cole


#naked #towel #funny

Where is the pizza I ordered 33 minutes ago? I specifically called for pizza to be delivered. The pizza’s missing, and so is the delivery guy. I hope nobody finds his body in the woods, naked, with extra pepperoni covering his nipples.


Jarod Kintz


#naked #pizza #funny

Decisions made quickly were almost always regretted quickly.


J.D. Robb


#death

I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring.


Otto von Bismarck


#i #inspiring #nakedness #seen #sight

There is something vulnerable about showing your tattoos to people, even while it gives you a feeling that you are wearing a sleeve when you are naked.


Lena Dunham


#even #feeling #gives #naked #people

The end was surely near. The Nazis killed you only when you were naked, because they knew, psychologically, that naked people never resist.


Simon Wiesenthal


#end #killed #knew #naked #near

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.


Robert A. Heinlein


#beauty #failing #failings #naked #nude

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.


Agnes Repplier


#naked #objectionable #truth

As a stand up, and often in acting, there is no place for the most intense feelings. Rage, genuine sorrow, naked hope... These things don't fit on a comedy stage and if you act you'll get to express them once in a while. Music is a place for the intensely personal.


Hal Sparks


#acting #comedy #express #feelings #fit

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.


Janeane Garofalo


#attention #handgun #i #i can #most






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