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Germs contagious, contagious alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!


The Harvard Lampoon


#nightlight #twilight #humor

Men don't ask other men if they're getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building kung fu master fearless of ever being mugged.


Kate Griffin


#kate-griffin #men #the-midnight-mayor #humor

No one can be a replacement for another person. That is why, farewells are always difficult.


Matsuri Hino


#romance #vampire-knight #love

I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.


Criss Jami


#artists #creativity #dr-jekyll #dr-jekyll-and-mr-hyde #genius

Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge." We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of concrete that loomed between the cliffs. People were walking along the top of the dam. They were so tiny they looked like fleas. The naiads had left with a lot of grumbling—not in words I could understand, but it was obvious they hated this dam blocking up their nice river. Our canoes floated back downstream, swirling in the wake from the dam's discharge vents. "Seven hundred feet tall," I said. "Built in the 1930s." "Five million cubic acres of water," Thalia said. Graver sighed. "Largest construction project in the United States." Zoe stared at us. "How do you know all that?" "Annabeth," I said. "She liked architecture." "She was nuts about monuments," Thalia said. "Spouted facts all the time." Grover sniffled. "So annoying." "I wish she were here," I said.


Rick Riordan


#grover-underwood #percy-jackson #thalia-grace #zoe-nightshade #architecture

I want these gentle hands... and this kind smile... although I should not want such a thing.


Matsuri Hino


#romance #vampire-knight #love

He was muscular, like a man who could pin you up against the wall as easily as a poster, yet lean, like a man who would rather cradle you in his arms. He had reddish, blonde-brown hair that was groomed heterosexually. He looked older than the other boys in the room—maybe not as old as God or my father, but certainly a viable replacement. Imagine if you took every woman’s idea of a hot guy and averaged it out into one man. This was that man.


Harvard Lampoon


#nightlight #parody #twilight #imagination

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.


Claudia Gray


#humor #stargazer #vampires #humor

It's the other part I'm not so sure about. You got any advice for me on that, Lucan?" "Sure." The vampire grunted, his smile filled with dark amusement. "Dust off your knees,brother, because you may damn well end up walking on them before the night is through.


Lara Adrian


#humor #lucan #midnight-breed #humor

Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.


P.C. Cast


#dr-phil #funny #hidden #house-of-night #kramisha






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