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Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." "You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing." "Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.


Lewis Carroll


#less #more #nonsense #tea #humor

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.


John Green


#humor #paper-towns #humor

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day.


Rick Riordan


#embarrassment #humor #kronos #humor

Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs. She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought. On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed. Cool.


J.R. Ward


#fiction #humor #paranormal #romance #vampire

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.


George R.R. Martin


#justice #personal-responsibility #responsibility #life

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God." Aristotle


Bruce Wayne Sullivan


#animals #childhood-memories #dogs #good-book #life-struggles

You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.


Chuck Palahniuk


#love #save #soap #life

This thing between them, this bond—it wasn’t just passion, and it wasn’t wicked. It was love, and it was divine.


Julia Quinn


#love






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