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Our listeners asked us: "What is chaos?" We're answering: "We do not comment on economic policy.


John Vaillant


#economic-policy #humor #radio-call-in-shows #russia #humor

She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love." -Animal Magnetism


Jill Shalvis


#love

A king without a Queen." Kian sighed, breathing mist into the air. He held me tighter, kissing me with a heat that seemed to thaw the very snow on which we stood. "You don't know me as well as you think you do," he said. "What I'm holding back. What I'm capable of. You haven't felt it - how much I love you...


Kailin Gow


#love

Take life seriously but none of the people in it.


Kurt Vonnegut


#life #nonsense #people #humor

Noah's mom and dad were academics and socially inept, so Noah had never invited her over to his house because his parents wouldn't like it. And Eden had never invited Noah over to her house because she didn't want him to die.


Samantha Young


#humor #noah #humor

I stared. "Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists?


Richelle Mead


#paranormal #richelle-mead #satanist #succubus #succubus-heat

Jason is explaining the ins and outs of being a bird shifter to Merry. She says: "Sheesh. Okay, I think I only have one more question." "Shoot. No, don't shoot, but ask away." "If someday I get pregnant, will I lay eggs or have babies?" He burst out laughing and didn't stop until she hit him.


Ashlyn Chase


#paranormal #shifters #humor

Does it not occur to people that I might be artificial by nature?


Maurice Ravel


#creativity #humor #self-knowledge #humor

‎"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly." "really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?


John Connolly


#gates #humor #john-connolly #science-fiction-fantasy #humor

Simon laughed heartily. “I’m afraid the rest of us have to find talents to get our women into bed. Of course once they’re there, I have other talents that keep them right where they are.” “Handcuffs hardly count,” Christian said offhandedly. “If you mean the ladies cuffing me to the bed so they can explore Hunt Island,” he said, rubbing his chest, “…then point taken. These hands are capable of making any female climax by the mere brush of a pinky across her bare breast.” “I must have gone to the wrong island,” I said with a private laugh.


Dannika Dark


#breast #climax #handcuffs #humor #paranormal






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