#now

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#barefoot #compliments #know #old #shoes

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#discontinued #know #old #type #you

The fundamental laws necessary for the mathematical treatment of a large part of physics and the whole of chemistry are thus completely known, and the difficulty lies only in the fact that application of these laws leads to equations that are too complex to be solved. ↗

— Paul Dirac

#chemistry #completely #complex #difficulty #equations

Nowadays, manners are easy and life is hard. ↗

— Benjamin Disraeli

#hard #life #life is hard #manners #nowadays

The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of knowing what to do. ↗

— Benjamin Disraeli

#done #extensive #greater #his #knowing

When the public's right to know is threatened, and when the rights of free speech and free press are at risk, all of the other liberties we hold dear are endangered. ↗

— Christopher Dodd

#endangered #free #free press #free speech #hold

I don't know how to put it, but yet you know we have so many people who the way they look at life, the way they work depends on what happens, us winning or losing. It's kind of crazy. So, I kind of got caught up in that, I'm gonna try to stay away from that. ↗

— Mike Ditka

#caught #crazy #depends #gonna #got

There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge... observation of nature, reflection, and experimentation. Observation collects facts; reflection combines them; experimentation verifies the result of that combination. ↗

— Denis Diderot

#collects #combination #combines #experimentation #facts

If I'd known how much packing I'd have to do, I'd have run again. ↗

— Harry S. Truman

#how #i #known #much #packing

The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.' ↗

— Vin Diesel

#girl #goes #howard #howard stern #i