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When I read obituaries I always note the age of the deceased. Automatically I relate this figure to my own age. Four years to go, I think. Nine more years. Two years and I'm dead. The power of numbers is never more evident than when we use them to speculate on the time of our dying. ↗


— Don DeLillo


#numbers #age

Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris. ↗


— Elliott Carter


#big #birthdays #concert #every #had

I never answer if someone knocks on my door and only the band and my manager have my phone number. In any case my phone doesn't ring so I never notice it. I occasionally just walk past and pick it up to see if anyone's there. ↗


— Robert Smith


#any #anyone #band #case #door

Don't you know anything at all about numbers?" "Well, I don't think they're very important," snapped Milo, too embarrassed to admit the truth. "NOT IMPORTANT!" roared the Dodecahedron, turning red with fury. "Could you have tea for two without the two — or three blind mice without the three? Would there be four corners of the earth if there weren't a four? And how would you sail the seven seas without a seven?" "All I meant was—" began Milo, but the Dodecahedron, overcome with emotion and shouting furiously, carried right on. "If you had high hopes, how would you know how high they were? And did you know that narrow escapes come in all different widths? Would you travel the whole wide world without ever knowing how wide it was? And how could you do anything at long last," he concluded, waving his arms over his head, "without knowing how long the last was? Why, numbers are the most beautiful and valuable things in the world. Just follow me and I'll show you." He turned on his heel and stalked off into the cave. ↗


— Norton Juster


#beauty

Mrs.Comb tightened her headscarf and wondered why human beings despise what is beautiful and good, and seek to destroy the things they need the most. She could not understand it. She could not begin to understand. ↗


— David Mitchell


#beauty

Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t measured in numbers, but rather letters, I’d be turning Z. And then I’d be dead. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dead #death #depressed #funny #letters

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ↗


— Mae West


#about #carrots #diamond #diets #get

Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dad #funny #humor #number-one #urinal-cake

I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either. ↗


— R.J. Anderson


#numbers #humor

Let's put it this way, I like number seven. ↗


— Michael Schumacher


#i #like #number #put #seven






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