#ny

In this country we're just obsessed with making people celebrities before they've even done anything, which I think is just shocking. ↗

— Kelly Brook

#before #celebrities #country #done #even

Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way. ↗

— Garth Brooks

#any #asleep #before #even #get

I don't know of too many double Christmas albums, so it is something that's new, and hopefully will be fun, and there's plenty of stuff out there to cut. ↗

— Garth Brooks

#christmas #cut #double #fun #hopefully

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours. ↗

— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

#each #hours #know #other #philosophers

One morning, just like 9/11, there's going to be a disaster. I have yet to see the United Nations do anything effective with either Iran or North Korea. ↗

— Newt Gingrich

#disaster #effective #either #going #i

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny. ↗

— James L. Brooks

#funny #i #somebody #value #who

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#fly #given #god #tickets #us

There are many different kinds of radioactive waste and each has its own half-life so, just to be on the safe side and to simplify matters, I base my calculations on the worst one and that's plutonium. ↗

— David R. Brower

#calculations #different #different kinds #each #half-life

When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#berlin #come #feeling #felt #germany

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible. ↗

— Libba Bray

#libba-bray #funny