#o

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#first #half #happy #happy childhood #i

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#hair #head #i #i can #just

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #just #number #other #property

I'll sign anything except bad legislation. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#bad #except #i #legislation #sign

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#now #prayer #right #school #tell

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #medicare #old #too #women

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #texan #time #you

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#know #mark #mark twain #students #test

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#currency #i #important #life #my life

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#screwed #system #tattooed #teachers