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I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't. ↗


— Jo Brand


#because #either #i #jokes #laugh

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully. ↗


— Jo Brand


#bore #children #death #effort #funny

I thought I was funny as a kid. ↗


— Jo Brand


#i #kid #thought

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that. ↗


— Jo Brand


#again #because #excruciating #extremely #husband

Some of the food in Liquor is food I've really eaten filtered through a veil of fiction. ↗


— Poppy Z. Brite


#fiction #filtered #food #i #liquor

I support renewable energy. ↗


— Fred Upton


#i #renewable #renewable energy #support

I love the way girls in London dress; it's so different to the American 'blow-dry and immaculate grooming' thing. ↗


— Rachel Weisz


#different #dress #grooming #i #i love

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work. ↗


— Jo Brand


#kent #live #love #question #work

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren't on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds. ↗


— Jo Brand


#bits #dvd #else #exciting #extra

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up. ↗


— Jo Brand


#hard #hard work #much #shut #shut up






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