#o

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#practice #sex #skills #cat

Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ron-weasley #humour

Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here too after all the absurd things you've done since you left home. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#humour

Holy freak show! ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#humour #vee-sky #humour

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it. ↗

— Derek Landy

#derek-landy #humour #kindness #skulduggery-pleasant #humour

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt? ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

#humour

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#nostalgia #humour

Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#george-cooper #humour #labels #humour

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#humour

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water! ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humour #jokes #humour