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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. ↗


— Bill Vaughan


#army #civilian #draft #everyone #life

Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #simon #vampire #humor

Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression. "Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern. "Your eyes are crossing. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #simon-lewis #humor

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh. ↗


— Maya Angelou


#sense-of-humor #humor

I was apprehensive about bringing off this Homer. ↗


— Peter O'Toole


#apprehensive #bringing #homer #i #off

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. ↗


— Mel Brooks


#humor #profanity #shit #vulgarity #humor

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#pissed-off #sugar-daddy #humor

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?" A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway." "While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid. ↗


— Gena Showalter


#humor #lords-of-the-underworld #humor

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...” “Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #order-of-the-phoenix #sarcasm #humor






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