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I wanted to reach out and stroke her, to be gentle and tender towards her. Take care of her.


James Lusarde


#erotica #love #love-at-first-sight #love-story #lovers

No words. Just my finger pointing in silence. My finger silently saying, ’Unwrap me, darling.


James Lusarde


#love-making #men-and-women-in-love #relationships #romance #seduction

Bir biz varız güzel öbürleri hep çirkin Birde bu terli karanlık Sonra bir şey daha var muhakkak ama adını bilmiyorum Nereden başlasam sonunda o ışıkla karşılaşıyorum Yarı çıplak utanmaz bir kadın resmini aydınlatıyor Akşam oluyor ya bir türlü inanamıyorum Oturmuş iri yapılı adamlar esrar çekiyorlar Daha bir aydınlık olsun diye içtikleri su Sarı toprakdan testileri güneşte pişiriyorlar Bir korkuyorum yanlız kalmaktan bir korkuyorum Gündüzleri delice çalışıyorum geceleri kadınlarla yatıyorum Sonra birden büyümüş görüyorum ağaçları Kısrakları birden yavrulamış Havaları birden güneşli Kadınlarla yattığım yetse ya Birde kadınlarla yattığıma inanmam gerekiyor Hoşlanmıyorum


Turgut Uyar


#women #love

So you see, the most vital question then becomes, what type of woman will conquer our hero? If she be of poor quality, he’ll become a slave. But if she be great, then her greatness will elevate the man to greater heights than he could ever have attained on his own.


Bryan M. Litfin


#love #men #women #love

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.


Barney Stinson


#happiness #humor #inspirational #sadness #humor

Southern Mamas are known for being subtle, like a freight train.


Shellie Rushing Tomlinson


#southern-women #humor

I discovered that seventeen-year-old girls have such huge verbal energy that their brain drives them to expend it every twenty seconds. On the third day I decided I had to find her a boyfriend -- if possible, a deaf one.


Carlos Ruiz Zafón


#women #humor

One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this barbed wire fence and barking dogs around her, like I can't even ask her the simplest questions." "And here I was assuming you didn't care about her." Stabbing his fingers through his hair, he groaned, "I don't!" "And you make it perfectly clear." Men. Idiots.


Jennifer Armintrout


#love #men-and-women #relationships #humor

That could be a very sexy story.


LynDee Walker


#humor #mystery #news #reporter #women

I couldn't take much more of this. Being the object two men competed for wasn't as glamorous as it sounded in the movies. The two men who both wanted one hundred percent of my time weren't dashing, international playboys. They were undead and surprisingly immature, considering the youngest was just over a hundred years old.


Jennifer Armintrout


#love-triangle #men-and-women #relationships #humor






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