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A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women.


Steve Harvey


#men #relationship #sex #women #dating

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.


Greg Behrendt


#he-s-just-not-that-into-you #love #men-and-women #dating

I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy. Now the four of them combined? They got you covered.


Steve Harvey


#dating-advice #men #women #dating

What's your definition of dating? Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking


Sylvia Day


#men-and-women #relationships #sex #dating

Strength is taking charge of your own destiny and not waiting on others to do so. You don’t have to swear and drink and beat people up and slay monsters. You’re allowed to cry and take care of children and cook and get your heart broken and dress up and date and get pregnant. But when decisions have to be made, a strong character makes them and doesn’t wait for someone else.


Mur Lafferty


#women #writing #dating

It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.


Terra Elan McVoy


#women #dating

One of the things I love about God's Word is that it has no expiration date.


Patsy Clairmont


#dating

Dinner was served on mismatched plates with paper napkins and silverware that looked like it had been stolen from a school cafeteria. The spaghetti was from a box that was still poking out of the garbage pail, the sauce from a jar that was sitting beside the sink. I got the definite impression that he chose to make dinner because he couldn't afford to take me out.


Arlene Schindler


#dinner #take-out #womens-fiction #dating

When a woman shift the question "Will he like me?" to "Is he WORTHY of Me?" nothing will ever be the same.


Morgan Rose


#soulmates #women-s-empowerment #dating

When I say forever,' Koschei whispered, 'I mean until the black death of the world. An Ivan means just the present moment, the flickering light of it, in a green field, his mouth on yours. He means the stretching of that moment. But forever isn't bright; it isn't like that. Forever is cold and hard and final.


Catherynne M. Valente


#forever #moment #now #death






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