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Napoleon made war like I make love—from a height of about 68 centimeters. (I wear platform shoes while I’m on my knees)


Jarod Kintz


#love #napoleon #war #funny

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.


Rick Riordan


#fantasy #fiction #funny #intense #funny

The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and... "And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #funny

It’s funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I asked him which was harder, ascending or descending? He said without a doubt descending, because ascending you were so focused on reaching the top, you avoided mistakes. The backside of a mountain is a fight against human nature,” he said. “You have to care as much about yourself on the way down as you did on the way up.


Mitch Albom


#funny

Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too.


Jarod Kintz


#flirting #funny #grandpa #manure #truck

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Pseudonymous Bosch


#funny #humor #nonsense #pseudonymous #the-name-of-this-book-is-secret

Anthony Bridgerton leaned back in his leather chair,and then announced, "I'm thinking about getting married." Benedict Bridgerton, who had been indulging in a habit his mother detested—tipping his chair drunkenly on the back two legs—fell over. Colin Bridgerton started to choke. Luckily for Colin, Benedict regained his seat with enough time to smack him soundly on the back, sending a green olive sailing across the table. It narrowly missed Anthony's ear.


Julia Quinn


#funny #funny

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.


Pseudonymous Bosch


#boch #funny #humor #pseudonymous #funny

The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me. 



Jarod Kintz


#attempted-murder #authorities #choke #choking #crime

Breckin shrugs. “I’m new here. And if you haven’t deducted from my impeccable fashion sense, I think it’s safe to say that I’m…” he leans forward and cups his hand to his mouth in secrecy. “Mormon,” he whispers.


Colleen Hoover


#funny #gay #mormon #teenager #funny






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