#on

Somebody stop the world. I'm scared and I want to get off. ↗

— James Delano

#humor #humor

That’s sad. How plastic and artificial life has become. It gets harder and harder to find something…real.” Nin interlocked his fingers, and stretched out his arms. “Real love, real friends, real body parts… ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#cyberpunk #materialism #meaning #plastic-surgery #reality

Would you rather live one perfect day over and over or live your life with no perfect days but just decent ones? ↗

— Jenny Han

#inspirational #life #love #inspirational

Anyway, I'm in bed with her, with her bracelets. Her face is a blank, so I darken the lights. Off go her silky undergarments. The bracelets are all she has on. They glint slightly, a pleasant muffled clinking on the sheets. I have a hard-on. Which, halfway down the ladder, is what I noticed. Just great. Why now? Why didn't I get an erection when I needed one? And why was I getting so excited over two lousy bracelets? Especially under this slicker, with the world about to end. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#humor #irony #humor

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life. ↗

— Raegan Butcher

#poetry #prisoners #humor

In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story ↗

— Greg Giraldo

#religion #humor

Life is a bitter sweet journey my friend, a bitter sweet journey. ↗

— Luellen Hoffman

#friendship #inspirational #life #philosophy #women

The imagination needs moodling,--long, inefficient happy idling, dawdling and puttering. ↗

— Brenda Ueland

#imagination

Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable. ↗

— Michael P. Clutton

#humorous-quotations #humor

What did you say, Arthur?" "I said, how the hell did you get here?" "I was a row of dots flowing randomly through the Universe. Have you met Thor? He makes thunder." "Hello," said Arthur. "I expect that must be very interesting." "Hi," said Thor, "it is. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #nonchalance #humor