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Life was never meant to be difficult, we just make it that way so that it fits into societies and our indoctrinated concept of what things should be like.


Steven Redhead


#difficult #indoctrination #life #societies #things

Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -- bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake -- if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it had floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you'd made. You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning.


Lemony Snicket


#preconceptions #trouble

Time is at once the most valuable and the most perishable of all our possessions.


John Randolph


#once #our #perishable #possessions #time

A warm feeling comforted the boy, as if a blanket were wrapping its soft layers around his heart and nuzzling him snuggly. Gavin loved his mother, and he would be forever grateful to his father for protecting her. The whole mystery behind it made him itch with curiosity, however.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#curiosity #father #gratitude #love #mother

If we are going to save this country, if we are going to reestablish that belief in God, it's up to us. If we don't do it, who will?


Bob Riley


#away #budding #democracies #due #half

Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Finally Norman Fell came out-he wasn't even in that scene. But Norman came out and you know what he did? He killed the guy with a hammer.


John Ritter


#again #blowing #came #did #during

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.


Rachel Perry


#chest #hair #him #his #i

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.


Emo Philips


#concerned #i #me #people #reproduce

Instead of plotting the demise of the traditional family, as some politicians and religious leaders would have you believe, gay people mow their lawns and watch 'American Idol' and video their children's concerts and have the same hopes and dreams that their straight counterparts do.


Jodi Picoult


#american idol #believe #children #concerts #counterparts

All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.


Friedrich Nietzsche


#conceived #thoughts #truly #walking






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