#or

As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general, nor is he a soldier. Other than that, he's a great military man, I want you to know that. ↗

— Norman Schwarzkopf

#as far as #being #far #general #great

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#lol #death

Life like Stew!!!" -Gully Dwarf saying (Dragonlance) ↗

— Margaret Weis

#inspirational #humor

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it. ↗

— Paula Wall

#humor

A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing. ↗

— Vera Nazarian

#beliefs #believe #cheese #flat #flat-earth

Staying on the fence is safe ... until someone shoots you off! ↗

— Steven Charles

#humor

I will work with anyone that wants to get America back on track and make sure that the government is the servant and no longer the master. ↗

— Todd Akin

#anyone #back #get #government #i

Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." Blanche Somethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive." Kate ↗

— Neil Simon

#inspirational #true #forgiveness

I can listen no longer in silence. I must speak to you by such means as are within my reach. You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight years and a half ago. Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. ↗

— Jane Austen

#death

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'. ↗

— MaryJanice Davidson

#humor