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The sad thing is that sometimes I just wanna roll over and give her a little cuddle, but the bolster pillow she insists on sleeping with down the middle of the bed between us means I’d need to be a mountaineer as well as a locksmith.


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Doctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.


Joe Haldeman


#human-body #visualization

How many men can say, as I must, 'I am a man whose only friend is the King of England'? I have everything, you would think. And yet take Henry away, and I have nothing.


Hilary Mantel


#men

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. - MATTHEW 7:15


S.G. Holster


#teen #terrible-lies #thirty-seconds-to-die-series #ya #urban-fantasy

Not that I did, bang her that is. I’m not saying I wouldn’t, how could I ever be sure about something like that?


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Levelling my stare at him I drop a hint like a penny into a well, “You mentioned you were tied up. Win, you should have reserved that privilege for me.


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

I quite enjoy the banter actually. I mean, you don't meet many females who can come back at you as fast as you can throw it out at them. I prefer a more graphic dialogue as a forerunner to sex though: if they have the guts to spell it out for me in glorious Technicolor that always gets my interest.


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Mandy (lentil eating, lesbian, long socks) in PR


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Lifting the bedcovers I see out of my one operational eye that my trousers are still wrapped around one leg and I now have a tie on. Now that was a neat trick – how’d I manage to get my shirt off without talking off the tie first?


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat.


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy






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