#or

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#am #anybody #drunk #hope #i

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. ↗

— Sid Vicious

#beer #bottle #i #love #mirror

I stand before you a changed man. Use me as an example of an instrument of change. ↗

— Michael Vick

#change #changed #example #i #instrument

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower! ↗

— Jim Carrey

#eat #eggs #green #ham #i

Krakow is one of my favorite places on earth. It is a medieval city full of young people. A wonderful, striking combination. ↗

— Jonathan Carroll

#combination #earth #favorite #full #medieval

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#been #before #catch #girl #gonna

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#admit #analysis #control #final #final analysis

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#class #freeman #morgan #morgan freeman #scary

It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart. ↗

— Jonathan Carroll

#cold #despite #everything #few #guaranteed

Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand. ↗

— Jonathan Carroll

#coming #everyone #hand #out #perfume