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I'm your mother. I see all. Hear all. Know all. ↗


— Maria V. Snyder


#humor

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. ↗


— Janette Rallison


#humor #self-esteem #humor

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living. ↗


— Janette Rallison


#my-unfair-godmother #humor

And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying. ↗


— Dylan Moran


#dylan #funk-soul-brother #humor #humour #moran

Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#humor #lover-enshrined #medicine #humor

North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him." Flo frowned. "Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you're a Fish. You'll end up back in bed with him." Andie slammed the car door. "You know what I'd like for Christmas, Flo? Boundaries. You can gift me early if you'd like. ↗


— Jennifer Crusie


#mothers-and-daughters #relationships #sex #humor

You've got nothing to worry about. The righteous do not always right, but their souls remain pure. -Lassiter the Angel ↗


— J.R. Ward


#vampire-romance #vampire-romance

She pondered the arrangements of the paintings on a wall like a writer pondered commas. ↗


— Jonathan Franzen


#mother #home

It wasn't a sign of weakness to tell what happened to me. I feel guilt no longer, only regret. The other emotions are coming around too. How much further do I need to go? I'm not sure, but there is comfort in the fact that I am in the hands of expert guides, both in the doctor's office and at home with Sue. ↗


— Charles L. Bailey Jr.


#guilt #healing #journey #onion #painful

I took her into bed with me and propped myself up with pillows against the headboard to let her nurse. As she nursed and the milk came, she began a little low contented sort of singing. I would feel milk and love flowing from me to her as once it had flowed to me. It emptied me. As the baby fed, I seemed slowly to grow empty of myself, as if in the presence of that long flow of love even grief could not stand. ↗


— Wendell Berry


#motherhood #nursing #love






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