#our

And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened. ↗

Oh shit did you just dis the feminine gender I'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blender You think I like Tori and Ani so I can't rhyme But I got flow like Ghostbusters got slime Objectify women and it's fuckin' on You'll be dead and gone like ancient Babylon. ↗

— John Green

#rap #gender

American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant. ↗

— H.L. Mencken

#journalism #media #media

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. ↗

— George Carlin

#humour #care

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#color

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ↗

— Confucius

#other-people #journey

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#journey

And you? When will you begin that long journey into yourself? ↗